Dictionary of Humorous Quotations Hardcover by Evan Esar - This book is currently out of print, but memorize the cover, because you might see it in a used book store. These funny quotes are organized by author, with an index of subjects. It is a wonderful collection of wit and humor, with small biographical information about each author (i.e. Lardner, Ring, 1885-1933, American humorist and short-story writer). Many of these quotes are listed in the Quotes of the Day page and the Motivational Quotes of the Day.